I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
I'm acorn-y person.
It’s a winterful day!
Can I Alp you?
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
Skiing is believing!
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
Water you doing, my friend?
We've reached the point of snow return.
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
Girls just wanna have sun!
You’re sledding a fine line there.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Fall is a-maize-ing.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
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