When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Can I Alp you?
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
That’s a-may-zing!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Icy what you did there!
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
How Rudolf you to say that!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
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