Summer's over; it's time to chill.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
That was thaw-some!
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
Whatever coats your boat.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
It’s a winterful day!
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
Hey summer, long time no sea!
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