What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
Anything is popsicle during summer!
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
I only have ice for you!
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
Can I Alp you?
How Rudolf you to say that!
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
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