Ice simply love it when it snows!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
Variety is the ice of life.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
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