Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
Girls just wanna have sun!
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
I like you a latte.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
I beacha miss summer already!
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
We've reached the point of snow return.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Icy what you did there!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
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