The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Icy what you did there!
That’s a-may-zing!
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
The weather outside is snow joke.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Whatever coats your boat.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
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