I'm acorn-y person.
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
Can I Alp you?
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
The weather outside is snow joke.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
Water you doing, my friend?
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
Hey summer, long time no sea!
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Anything is popsicle during summer!
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
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