Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
Don't even chai.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
How Rudolf you to say that!
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
Anything is popsicle during summer!
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
This vacation has been sand-sational!
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
Can I Alp you?
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
You’re sledding a fine line there.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
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