The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
Whatever coats your boat.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
It was mitten in the stars.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
That’s a-may-zing!
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
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