The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
Girls just wanna have sun!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
I beacha miss summer already!
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
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