What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
I'm acorn-y person.
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Summer went swimmingly this year.
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
You’re sledding a fine line there.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
Skiing is believing!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
It was mitten in the stars.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
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