What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
That’s a-may-zing!
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
Summer went swimmingly this year.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
It’s a winterful day!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
I'm acorn-y person.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
I like you a latte.
It was mitten in the stars.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
I only have ice for you!
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
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