My husband asked me to sync his phone. So I threw it in the sea - not sure why he is upset.
What happens when you cross an iron with a telephone? You get a smooth signal.
What is a phone's favorite TV show? Game of Phones.
Why did the hobbit set his cell phone to vibrate?
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
Wel'l Wel'l Wel'l - if it isn't autocorrect.
How did Sam win the talent show? Sam-sung.
Why does Mr. Potato need a cell phone? Incase Mr. Onion Rings.
What happened to the girl's phone when she was getting a perm done? She got a frizzy signal.
How come the mummy doesn't want a telephone? Because he always gets too wrapped up on his calls.
Did you hear about the cell phone that got arrested?
It was charged with battery.
How does the cell phone call his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? He gives her a ring.
Autocorrect has become my worst enema.
You might be able to use a smuggled cell phone in prison.
You just have to have cell coverage.
What is a tiny cell phone called? A microphone.
You didn't hear the joke about cell phones?
Probably because it had a bad reception.
How can someone tell if a bee is on their phone? They'll get a buzzy signal.
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