Why did no one want to sit near Shrek?
He had terrible body ogre.
What happened when the monster's football game was all tied up?
They went into ogre time.
The troll told his girlfriend that he was head ogre heels for her.
What is an ogre's favorite snack?
Y-ogre-t.
- Dad, where are the DVDs? Where's Shrek, I want to watch it.
- Somewhere ogre there.
A monster terrorized a village.
He kept doing it ogre and ogre again...
A green ogre came up to me and began saying how stressed he was/
I said, "You're a nervous Shrek."
Did you hear about the person who watched too many Shrek movies?
He ogre-dosed.
What do you call an ogre in an accident?
A car Shrek.
Everyone loves my Halloween costume, but I still see room for improvement.
I guess I'm an ogre-achiever.
What sound does it make when an ogre eats a witch for breakfast?
Snap cackle n' pop
Shrek isn't bad, but he's not that great either. I guess you could say he's medi-ogre.
My wife threatened to leave me if I didn't stop making monster puns.
So I guess our relationship might as well be ogre.
Judging by the sounds, there’s an ogre staying in the hotel room above me.
Hopefully he shreks out tomorrow.
What do you call it when a monster gets mad?
Ogre-reacting!
Why did the troll fall back with his army?
He didn't want to be ogre-run by the enemy.
What would you call an ogre who can write and recite poetry??
Shrekspeare.
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