My wife threatened to leave me if I didn't stop making monster puns.
So I guess our relationship might as well be ogre.
What would you call an ogre who can write and recite poetry??
Shrekspeare.
Everyone loves my Halloween costume, but I still see room for improvement.
I guess I'm an ogre-achiever.
A monster terrorized a village.
He kept doing it ogre and ogre again...
The troll told his girlfriend that he was head ogre heels for her.
What sound does it make when an ogre eats a witch for breakfast?
Snap cackle n' pop
Shrek isn't bad, but he's not that great either. I guess you could say he's medi-ogre.
Judging by the sounds, there’s an ogre staying in the hotel room above me.
Hopefully he shreks out tomorrow.
A green ogre came up to me and began saying how stressed he was/
I said, "You're a nervous Shrek."
Did you hear about the person who watched too many Shrek movies?
He ogre-dosed.
What is an ogre's favorite snack?
Y-ogre-t.
What do you call it when a monster gets mad?
Ogre-reacting!
Why did no one want to sit near Shrek?
He had terrible body ogre.
What do you call an ogre in an accident?
A car Shrek.
Why did the troll fall back with his army?
He didn't want to be ogre-run by the enemy.
What happened when the monster's football game was all tied up?
They went into ogre time.
- Dad, where are the DVDs? Where's Shrek, I want to watch it.
- Somewhere ogre there.
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