I'm starting a music group that performs Classical Greek music.
I'm calling it Oedipal Arrangements.
What did the fans say to the band named after a famous chickpea spread?
Hummus a tune.
Have you heard about the new band located in the north east of england?
They're called Durham Durham.
What music are balloons scared of? Pop music
What kind of music group only makes songs for exercise programs?
A sweatband.
My dad just told be a cool joke about drums
I thought I’d snare it with you guys
I found this amazing bluegrass band that does covers of 80s rock.
They call themselves Ban Jovi.
Did you know Rolf Harris was a talented violinist as a child?
Yeah, he was a mean kiddie fiddler.
Why aren't high school twins afraid of getting mono?
Because they get stereo instead!
Did you hear the Islamic music group who covered "I've Got You Babe?"
Sunni and Shia.
What concert costs $0.45?
50 Cent with Nickelback.
What's better than having roses on your piano?
Tulips on your organ....
Which music group really embodied the fake it until you make it mantra?
The Pretenders.
I hooked a stereo up to my recliner.
Now it's a rocking chair.
What did the trumpet pharaoh do when his girlfriend told him to pull out?
Toot and come in.
What’s an avocado’s favorite music?
Guac ‘n’ roll.
What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two...
Did you hear the one about the pianist convention?
They had a few keynote speakers
What do you call a distilled botanical that likes to play the guitar??
Ginny Hendrix
Hear about the saxophone player who switched from a tenor to a soprano saxophone in the middle of the concert?
The press made quite a big deal out of his sax change.
There are so many jokes about classical composers I could write you a Liszt.
I listenend to the football game on the radio. It was being broadcast on a catholic satellite radio station.
So I tirned to my dad and said, "That's weird. Football isn't even that religious of a sport!"
My dad replied, "Nope. Lacrosse is!"
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap.
Drums - You can't beat 'em. Well, you have to, really.
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy.
I used to play triangle in a reggae band but I had to give it up. It was just one ting after another.
What do you call a berry that plays the trumpet? A tooty fruity!
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
What is the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.
Why can't Woody play his guitar?
He doesn't know where his Pixar.
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
What do you call it when there are two nuns in a drum circle?
a conundrum
Newscaster Dad: And now, here is John with the weather.
Weatherman: It’s Jim, actually.
Newscaster: My apologies. Here’s John with the Jim.
What’s the first thing a musician says at work?
“Would you like fries with that?”
You know those silly hacker movies where they're hacking so hard they type on two keyboards at once?
Such blatant stereo-typing
What do you call a police officer who plays the drums?
A beat cop.
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff,
Ba-dum-tss
What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist’s arm?
A tattoo.
What did Beethoven say to Johann Sebastian when he was helping him parallel park?
“Bach it up.”
Why can't a Platypus be trusted on the radio?
Because they all have fowl mouths.
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...
Badum chhh
Have you guys heard of the musical group called Cellophane?
They mostly wrap.
My band only plays dog whistles.
You've probably never heard us.
What does a trumpet and a lawsuit have in common? Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.
I heard Placebo on the radio. I actually thought it was The Cure.
What do you call a fishing boat with a great stereo?
bass boat.
What do you call a musician with problems? a trebled man.
What did the phone say to the radio when they met for a date?
This is AUXhilarating
Ringo, John snd George walked into an electric guitar shop...
They were less Paul.
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