The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
Long time no sea.
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
Seas the day!
I think you're mer-mazing.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
Wish upon a starfish.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
You mermake me happy.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
You seem a little mer-mad.
Fishing you a happy day.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
Don't fork-get your manners.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
You are shrimply the best!
You really mermaid my day.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
Shell-abrate the good times!
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
We were mermaid for each other.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
You mermaid to go far.
Call me on the shellphone.
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