What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
You really mermaid my day.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
You seem a little mer-mad.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
We were mermaid for each other.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
Long time no sea.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
You mermaid to go far.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
Don't fork-get your manners.
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
Wish upon a starfish.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
Fishing you a happy day.
Shell-abrate the good times!
You are shrimply the best!
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
You mermake me happy.
I think you're mer-mazing.
Call me on the shellphone.
Seas the day!
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