We were mermaid for each other.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
Fishing you a happy day.
You mermake me happy.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
Don't fork-get your manners.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
Shell-abrate the good times!
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
Long time no sea.
You really mermaid my day.
I think you're mer-mazing.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
Wish upon a starfish.
You seem a little mer-mad.
You are shrimply the best!
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
Call me on the shellphone.
You mermaid to go far.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
Seas the day!
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
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