What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
You are shrimply the best!
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
You seem a little mer-mad.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
I think you're mer-mazing.
We were mermaid for each other.
Call me on the shellphone.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
Shell-abrate the good times!
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
You really mermaid my day.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Don't fork-get your manners.
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