For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
You mermake me happy.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
Fishing you a happy day.
I think you're mer-mazing.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
Call me on the shellphone.
Wish upon a starfish.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
Long time no sea.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
Don't fork-get your manners.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
You are shrimply the best!
Shell-abrate the good times!
You mermaid to go far.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
You seem a little mer-mad.
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
Seas the day!
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
You really mermaid my day.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
We were mermaid for each other.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
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