What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
What was the favorite pass time of peasants from the medieval time period? They absolutely love to go serfing!
How did one become a medieval executioner?
You had to axe nicely.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What do you call a Medieval spy?
Sir Veillance
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
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