The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
Did you see that their is a Medieval play about menstruation?
It's a period piece
Last Christmas, I got my sister a build-it-yourself medieval fort. She wasn't very happy with it, but my mother reprimanded her by saying that it isn't the gift, but the fort that counts!
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
How did one become a medieval executioner?
You had to axe nicely.
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