Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
What do you call a medieval spearman who is self employed?
A freelancer.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.