What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
Which cheese surrounds a medieval castle?
Moatzarella.
Why were medieval people from Mexico such good engineers? This is because they learned in Aztech!
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
If you go to Medieval Times and watch the jousts, there is a sir charge.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
Santa hit a dragon and killed it whilst flying over medieval England...
... guess you could say he sleighed it
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
Why was the king only a foot tall?
Because he was a ruler.
What do you call a stunt rider from the 1200's?
Medieval Knievel
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
I googled 'lost medieval servant boy'
The result was 'This page cannot be found.'
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
The medieval ages were technologically advanced. Take, for example, the guillotine, it was such cutting-edge technology.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
What were middle-aged parents called in medieval times? Middle-aged parents.
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th!
What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?
Resistance if feudal
What do you call a drunk medieval poet?
Shakesbeer
How did explorers hide their treasures in the medieval ages? By dragon them to a safe location.
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
When the medieval sorcerer summoned a servant from the magical book, the Queen was astounded. This was a page right out of the book.
Which English royal family was the smartest?
The Tudors.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
The medieval queen was unhappy when she saw that it was pouring outside. She sighed to herself, "This could be another reigny day."
What do you call a medieval dentist?
A plaque doctor.
When medieval armies went off to war...
were they playing for keeps?
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?
Norman Rock Wells.
I read that in medieval times, if you lost your castle to invaders during a siege, it was incredibly unlikely that you'd get the well-fortified tower area back.
Guys back then were playing for keeps.
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