Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
What did the king say when he heard that the peasants were revolting? He said he agrees because they never bathe and always stink.
Medieval Kings and Queens were afraid of the rain in the middle ages because the rain would storm the castle.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
Why did the medieval Indian go to the doctor?
He was feeling a bit Sikh
How did explorers hide their treasures in the medieval ages? By dragon them to a safe location.
What is the name of the device that the king uses to control the moat around his castle? A remoat control.
How do medieval cathedrals clean their mouths before bedtime?
They gargoyle
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
I would say that life for the majority of people in the middle ages was rather peasant.
The medieval king was very excited when the engineer told him that he could get him a castle at very little price. Turns out, the engineer indeed built a castle but it was a bouncy one.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
Why was the medieval architect always going to the beaches? So that he could build the perfect sandcastle!
If I lived in medieval times, I'd be a tavern guard.
I've always been known for my Inn-Security.
Dance music can be traced back to medieval times when a farmer dropped some heavy beets.
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
Which English royal family was the smartest?
The Tudors.
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
What were middle-aged parents called in medieval times? Middle-aged parents.
Why were medieval people from Mexico such good engineers? This is because they learned in Aztech!
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
I like my wine like I like my medieval cities.
Fortified.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
No one could measure their height in medieval kingdoms.
Only the Ruler could.
During the medieval time period, there weren't many extremely bad people. There were only mid-evil people during that age.
What did Medieval postmen wear?
Chain mail.
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
What was the favorite pass time of peasants from the medieval time period? They absolutely love to go serfing!
I read that in medieval times, if you lost your castle to invaders during a siege, it was incredibly unlikely that you'd get the well-fortified tower area back.
Guys back then were playing for keeps.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
I like my pasta the way I like my medieval Italian literature.
All Dante.
What do you call a medieval dentist?
A plaque doctor.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
How did one become a medieval executioner?
You had to axe nicely.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
In medieval times, what were people who worked in banks known as? They were known as fortune-tellers!
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
When were Medieval armies too tired to fight?
When they had a lot of sleepless knights!
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
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