"Aloe you vera much."
What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug it?
Cactus
I cannoli be happy
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
What did the fruit lover say after he met a girl?
I’ve got a date
You will always have
a pizza of my heart.
I took a road trip with my girlfriend who finally confessed she needs to stop and hug every now and again to reduce anxiety.
It was touch and go from there on.
You’re udder-ly perfect.
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
Why is it always easy for vampires to find their better halves?
Because it’s always love at first bite.
You're one in a melon.
I’m soy
into you.
You’re my #1 pick.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
I feel thankful for having you as my gym buddy and lover.
Our relationship is really working out.
I whale always love you.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
You met all of my koala-fications
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it!
I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it is just not as big. (wink wink where my curvy booties at?!)
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
I’ll always be running-back to you.
You make miso happy.
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
"I'm nuts about you."
Or maybe it’s baseball players because they’re so great at hitting it off.
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
What is it called when two spies hug?
A bond-ing moment.
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
Some bunny loves you.
I scored when I met you.
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
Pugs and kisses.
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
"I wood never leaf you."
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
I like you sow much.
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
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