when I’m with you.
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
I feel thankful for having you as my gym buddy and lover.
Our relationship is really working out.
Your love will always be up to par.
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
I’m soy
into you.
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
You’re my #1 pick.
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
I whale-y like you.
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
Why is it so hard for people with asthma to have exciting dates?
The last thing you want is someone to take your breath away!
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
I like you sow much.
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
We are mint to be.
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
I have bean thinking about you.
Why is it always easy for vampires to find their better halves?
Because it’s always love at first bite.
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug it?
Cactus
Some bunny loves you.
You're one in a melon.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across.
I love you deerly.
Last winter was so cold, I couldn’t stop telling my wife how much I glove her.
My son fell asleep last night with the TV clicker in his hand.
He’s really embraced remote learning.
What did the fruit lover say after he met a girl?
I’ve got a date
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart.
"I'm nuts about you."
I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
I scored when I met you.
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
Why were the melon lovers sad?
Because they cantaloupe.
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
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