I love you and I ain’t lion.
You’re right up my alley.
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
On the apoca-lips.
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
Now I know why people love footballers – especially the goalies, they are real keepers.
What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?
I’m soy into you.
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
Owl always love you.
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
My son fell asleep last night with the TV clicker in his hand.
He’s really embraced remote learning.
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
Let’s commit the perfect crime together.
I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
I cannoli be happy
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
Being uncomfortable with any physical contact, I decided to rent the book “How to Hug” from the library.
Turns out it was Volume 6 of an old encyclopedia.
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
I whale always love you.
Your love will always be up to par.
My counselor gave me a hug today
I guess I got shrinkwrapped
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
I like you sow much.
"Aloe you vera much."
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
How long have I loved you? I’ve lost track.
Why were the melon lovers sad?
Because they cantaloupe.
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
I love you berry much.
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
I always have a ball with you.
I get a real kick out of you.
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
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