I’m soy
into you.
I’ll always be running-back to you.
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
I always have a souper time with you.
when I’m with you.
Let’s commit the perfect crime together.
I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
You're my purr-son.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
You’re udder-ly perfect.
How long have I loved you? I’ve lost track.
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
"You bake me crazy."
"I wood never leaf you."
I love you berry much.
I always have a ball with you.
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
I whale-y like you.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
You’re right up my alley.
Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart.
"Aloe you vera much."
I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
"I'm nuts about you."
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
Some bunny loves you.
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One thing you never want to do is divorce a butcher.
That would be a huge missed steak.
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
You make miso happy.
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
You octopi my thoughts.
My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.
I said no, it's a mandate
While cuddling my girlfriend, I whispered "Honey, this isn't working out for me."
Then I rolled off the bed and started doing push-ups. "This is working out for me!"
I have bean
thinking about you.
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
I love you from my head tomatoes.
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
"I think you should embrace the change, son"
Said my father as he handed me a handful of coins.
My son fell asleep last night with the TV clicker in his hand.
He’s really embraced remote learning.
We are mint to be.
What is it called when two spies hug?
A bond-ing moment.
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