I love you deerly.
I have bean thinking about you.
Why were the melon lovers sad?
Because they cantaloupe.
What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?
Answers on a postcard please.
"I think you should embrace the change, son"
Said my father as he handed me a handful of coins.
Why is it always easy for vampires to find their better halves?
Because it’s always love at first bite.
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.
We make a great pear
I scored when I met you.
I feel thankful for having you as my gym buddy and lover.
Our relationship is really working out.
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
My son fell asleep last night with the TV clicker in his hand.
He’s really embraced remote learning.
How do flowers kiss?
With their tulips
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
I have bean
thinking about you.
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
I like you sow much.
I get a real kick out of you.
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart.
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
Their romance started by candlelight.
But it only lasted a wick.
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
I love you and I ain’t lion.
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
Some bunny loves you.
I love you berry much.
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