You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
You make miso happy.
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
What did the lipstick say after he let down his friend?
I’ll make it up to you.
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
I pitcher us together forever.
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
I whale always love you.
I used to love puns about throwing things, but now I don’t.
It was just a fling.
While cuddling my girlfriend, I whispered "Honey, this isn't working out for me."
Then I rolled off the bed and started doing push-ups. "This is working out for me!"
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
You're one in a melon.
I get a real kick out of you.
I feel thankful for having you as my gym buddy and lover.
Our relationship is really working out.
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
My son fell asleep last night with the TV clicker in his hand.
He’s really embraced remote learning.
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
I scored when I met you.
Pugs and kisses.
What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?
Answers on a postcard please.
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
"Aloe you vera much."
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across.
when I’m with you.
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
Why is it so hard for people with asthma to have exciting dates?
The last thing you want is someone to take your breath away!
Did you hear Harry’s girlfriend left him for Keith?
Yeah, she was always telling the poor guy to Harry up, turns out she found someone who could Keith better.
I love you deerly.
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