You’re right up my alley.
Why did the skeleton need a hug?
Because he had nobody.
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.
I don’t know about you, but I think helicopter rescue pilots have the best pick-up lines.
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
You met all of my koala-fications
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
I’ll always be running-back to you.
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
How did the telephone propose to his girl?
Duh, ain’t it obvious? He gave her a ring!
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug it?
Cactus
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
I get a real kick out of you.
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll
Your love will always be up to par.
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
What did the fruit lover say after he met a girl?
I’ve got a date
My son fell asleep last night with the TV clicker in his hand.
He’s really embraced remote learning.
Their romance started by candlelight.
But it only lasted a wick.
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
I pitcher us together forever.
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
When girls say they want a guy who can sweep them off their feet...
they do know that there’s a janitor ready for the job, right?
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
Or maybe it’s baseball players because they’re so great at hitting it off.
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
I have bean thinking about you.
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
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