I pitcher us together forever.
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
While cuddling my girlfriend, I whispered "Honey, this isn't working out for me."
Then I rolled off the bed and started doing push-ups. "This is working out for me!"
I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?
I’m soy into you.
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart.
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
Pugs and kisses.
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
I like you sow much.
"I wood never leaf you."
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug it?
Cactus
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll
Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
How long have I loved you? I’ve lost track.
When girls say they want a guy who can sweep them off their feet...
they do know that there’s a janitor ready for the job, right?
"Aloe you vera much."
Did you hear Harry’s girlfriend left him for Keith?
Yeah, she was always telling the poor guy to Harry up, turns out she found someone who could Keith better.
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
I have bean thinking about you.
Why is it always easy for vampires to find their better halves?
Because it’s always love at first bite.
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
On the apoca-lips.
I have bean
thinking about you.
You met all of my koala-fications
I’m soy
into you.
What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
You’re udder-ly perfect.
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
Why is it so hard for people with asthma to have exciting dates?
The last thing you want is someone to take your breath away!
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
You’re right up my alley.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
"I'm nuts about you."
Why did Larry the lizard leave his lover longing?
he had ... a reptile dysfunction
You're one in a melon.
I love you berry much.
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
I scored when I met you.
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
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