I heard my son complaining about doing laundry.
He said, 'These just socks'.
My wife and I had a huge argument as to whose turn it was to do laundry.
Eventually, I folded.
A friend of mine once found a hundred dollar bill in his pocket after doing laundry...
I became too afraid he might have gotten himself into the money laundering business.
When I don't have time to iron a shirt, I just steel one.