I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods.
It's more difficult to deter gents, though.
My wife said she'll leave me if I don't stop the laundry puns×¥
So from today I'm detergent to be better.
We ran out of laundry detergent today and had to open up a new one.
It was a changing of the Tide.
I started ironing my clothes...
To de-crease how bad I looked