What did one chandelier say to the other?
I have friends in the high places.
I once convinced my younger brother to swallow a small lamp.
I got in so much trouble but it was worth it to see his little face light up.
Don't ever change a light bulb while the oven is on
You'll get burned out
What did the lamp eat?
A light snack...
My friend pointed at a chandelier and said: "isn't that the coolest chandelier ever?"
I replied: "I don't know if it's the coolest, but it's up there."
My friend asked me why I was wearing a lamp shade over my face.
I replied, "I am feeling light headed."
I'm thinking about writing a book about lamps. I think its a bright idea
Did you hear about the abusive flashlight? It was charged with battery.
My dad wanted to teach me to fix the car but all I did was hold the flashlight.
I guess I'll never hold a candle to him.
I love lamps.
They're so enlightening.
My friend dragged me to a lecture about lamps. I though it would be boring but...
It was very illuminating.
Even the heaviest chandelier is pretty light.
Phil told me about what lights up a light bulb.
But I didn’t know what Phil-a-meant.
A burglar stole all my lamps.
I should be upset, but I’m delighted
What did the lamps do after their date?
They got turned on.
I bought a lamp for my friend
To brighten their day
Why did the lamps get arrested?
They were in some shady business
I tried to taste the hot light bulb
But I got my tungstenned.
I hit my head on a light bulb today, but it’s okay.
It was a soft white.
Today, I changed a light bulb, crossed a street, and walked into a bar.
My life is a joke.
In the darkness, is where a flashlight really shines!
How many birds does it take to change a light bulb?
Normally three, but Toucan.
What did the lamp say to the flickering candle?
"Do you want to go out sometime soon?"
An electrician needed to change 8 fluorescent lamps to brighten up a large conference room at our office. I asked him if he needed a hand carrying them.
He said no, this is light.
I started making lamps in the shape of the alphabet.
After the first three, it was a D-light.
What did the sad lamp say when plugged in?
"I finally feel better now that I’ve got an emotional outlet."
Had to replace all the bulbs in the side table lamps. Then I had to replace the ones in my ceiling fan.
That was the highlight of my day.
My brother just admitted that he broke my favourite lamp.
I'm not sure I'll be able look at him in the same light ever again
I took my friends watch that had an LED flashlight on it.
Now it's my time to shine.
I gave my wife a lamp for our anniversary.
Someone’s getting LED tonight.
I like to sleep with the bedside lamp on, even though my wife says it's weird.
I don't see how, I think it makes a great hat.
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