An electrician needed to change 8 fluorescent lamps to brighten up a large conference room at our office. I asked him if he needed a hand carrying them.
He said no, this is light.
I started making lamps in the shape of the alphabet.
After the first three, it was a D-light.
I'm thinking about writing a book about lamps. I think its a bright idea
Why did the lamps get arrested?
They were in some shady business
A burglar stole all my lamps.
I should be upset, but I’m delighted
I tried to taste the hot light bulb
But I got my tungstenned.
My dad wanted to teach me to fix the car but all I did was hold the flashlight.
I guess I'll never hold a candle to him.
Today, I changed a light bulb, crossed a street, and walked into a bar.
My life is a joke.
I hit my head on a light bulb today, but it’s okay.
It was a soft white.
I like to sleep with the bedside lamp on, even though my wife says it's weird.
I don't see how, I think it makes a great hat.
Even the heaviest chandelier is pretty light.
I took my friends watch that had an LED flashlight on it.
Now it's my time to shine.
What did one chandelier say to the other?
I have friends in the high places.
I gave my wife a lamp for our anniversary.
Someone’s getting LED tonight.
My friend pointed at a chandelier and said: "isn't that the coolest chandelier ever?"
I replied: "I don't know if it's the coolest, but it's up there."
What did the lamp say to the flickering candle?
"Do you want to go out sometime soon?"
What did the sad lamp say when plugged in?
"I finally feel better now that I’ve got an emotional outlet."
I once convinced my younger brother to swallow a small lamp.
I got in so much trouble but it was worth it to see his little face light up.
My brother just admitted that he broke my favourite lamp.
I'm not sure I'll be able look at him in the same light ever again
In the darkness, is where a flashlight really shines!
I love lamps.
They're so enlightening.
My friend dragged me to a lecture about lamps. I though it would be boring but...
It was very illuminating.
Phil told me about what lights up a light bulb.
But I didn’t know what Phil-a-meant.
What did the lamps do after their date?
They got turned on.
Had to replace all the bulbs in the side table lamps. Then I had to replace the ones in my ceiling fan.
That was the highlight of my day.
My friend asked me why I was wearing a lamp shade over my face.
I replied, "I am feeling light headed."
I bought a lamp for my friend
To brighten their day
What did the lamp eat?
A light snack...
Don't ever change a light bulb while the oven is on
You'll get burned out
Did you hear about the abusive flashlight? It was charged with battery.
How many birds does it take to change a light bulb?
Normally three, but Toucan.
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