What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
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