There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
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