There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
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