Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
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