What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
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