Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
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