How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
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