What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
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