What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
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