I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
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