Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
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