Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
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