I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
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