I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
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