Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
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