If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
V
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
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