I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
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