I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
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