"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
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