What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.