What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
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