I've been thinking of U periodically.
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
Snow on and snow forth.
I’m fondue you.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
I whale always love you.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
Beer-lieve it or not!
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
You’re my pot of gold.
I only have ice for you.
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
You sleigh me.
I'm pine-ing for you.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
You're the ruler of my heart.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
Irish I may, Irish I might.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
"You make me egg-static."
You snow the drill.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
You snooze. You booze.
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
How rude-olf of you.
We like to paddy.
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
I wood never leaf you.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
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