Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
I love you dairy much.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
I'm snow bored.
We like to paddy.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
It takes one to snow one.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
Get clover it, babe.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
You’re my pot of gold.
The pint’s the limit.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
Keep calm and leprech-on.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
Paddy like a rockstar.
I'm fondue you, it's true
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
I have the final sleigh.
"Happy eggster."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
Every piece of you is sweet.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
It takes one to snow one.
Sips getting real.
I loaf you.
Gold riddance.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
I'm pine-ing for you.
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
You sleigh me.
"Just one hot chick."
You raise the bar.
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