I have the final sleigh.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
You are spud-tacular.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Snow thank you.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
I can heartly wait to see you.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
My love for you is like no otter.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
These decorations are tree-mendous.
I think I found my perfect match
"Just looking on the sunny side."
You better beer-live it!
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
Paddy like a rockstar.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"That's all, yolks."
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
I'm pine-ing for you.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
Drink happy thoughts.
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
Irish you were beer.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
"You're a real good egg."
Birch, please.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
Sleigh, what?!
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
The pint’s the limit.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
I love you dairy much.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
Sip, sip, horray!
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
You are un-beer-lievable!
Yule be sorry.
Get clover it, babe.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
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