If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
You're the ruler of my heart.
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
You’re the queen of my heart.
We have great chemis-tree.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"You make me egg-static."
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
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