You better beer-live it!
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
Who needs luck? I have charm.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
Fir sure.
I told you snow.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
Snow on and snow forth.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
It's ice to meet you.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
"I whip my hare back and forth."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
"Eggs love you."
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
As it snow happens.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
Snow thank you.
Say it ain’t snow.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
"There's no bunny like you."
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
Shake your shamrocks.
"Eggs-cuse me."
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
As it snow happens.
I’m elf-taught.
Birch, please.
It's lit.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
My love for you is like no otter.
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