Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
You’re as sweet as Pi.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
She has high elf-esteem.
I love you dairy much.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
These decorations are tree-mendous.
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
"I've found some bunny to love."
We have great chemis-tree.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
I'm pine-ing for you.
Up to snow good.
How rude-olf of you.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
I think you’re dandelion.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
Snow on and snow forth.
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
I have the final sleigh.
Sleigh, what?!
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Snow thank you.
Icy what you did there.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
"What an egg-citing day."
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
You are spud-tacular.
"You're a real good egg."
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
Wear green, or leaf.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
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