"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
You're the ruler of my heart.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
"You're a real good egg."
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
Your presents is requested.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
My love for you simply radiates.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
Let’s make some pour decisions.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
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