I call the shots.
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
You’re my pot of gold.
We like to paddy.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
Keep calm and leprech-on.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
A round of Santa-plause, please.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
Time to spruce things up.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
Deja brew all over again.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
"Hey there, hop stuff."
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
Yule be sorry.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
I sulfur when you argon.
"Just one hot chick."
"Just don't carrot all."
Irish you luck.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"Having a good hare day."
Best in snow.
You're the ruler of my heart.
You snow the drill.
"There's no bunny like you."
Snow thank you.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
I wood never leaf you.
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
Snow on and snow forth.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
You have a pizza my heart.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"Some bunny loves you."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
There’s no reason to wine about you.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
This is snow laughing matter!
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
I only have ice for you.
You shamrock my world.
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