I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
She has high elf-esteem.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
It’s worth a shot.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
"There's no bunny like you."
I’m feelin’ pine.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
You are un-beer-lievable!
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
Don’t be elfish.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
Beer-lieve it or not!
I fence-y you.
Cutest clover in the patch.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"You crack me up."
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
Who needs luck? I have charm.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
"No eggs-cuses."
I'm fondue you, it's true
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
Let’s take an elfie.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
"Having a good hare day."
This is snow laughing matter!
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
How rude-olf of you.
It's lit.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
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