How does a lumberjack trim his beard?
With a chinsaw.
When my great-grandad went bald, he built a machine to weave himself a wig out of yarn. He then gave it to my grandad, who then gave it to my dad - and one day, it will be mine.
It’s our family hair loom.
"I like a man that can pull off facial hair."
I think your supposed to use a razor.
I recently had my hair cut.
At first I didn’t like it but now it’s growing on me.
I grew facial hair without telling anyone.
It's my secret 'stache.
I bought a wig for my wife, at a discount store...
Didn't want toupee full price.
A bald man walks into the Hair Club. “I’d like to buy a hair piece if the price is right.”
Hair Club Salesperson: “Well sir, how much do you want toupee?”
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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
The baa-baa shop.
What kind of hair explodes?
Bangs.
Why did dad shave his daughters barbie?
She wanted 100 doll hairs.
What does Satan shave with?
A hell razor.
Why was the man with a beard in pain?
Because he had a must ache.
My friend didn't want to participate in the pick your new hairstyle conference but I convinced him...
He took part.
What to you call a legume with facial hair?
A mustachio!
Someone put LSD in my hair gel
My hair has been spiked.
My executive assistant has long hair.
I call him my mane man.
I used to hate facial hair...
But then it grew on me.
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Shamboo.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Right, I'm off to grow some facial hair above my top lip...
Must dash.
It took me forever to figure out where my mustache went.
Turns out, it was right under my nose the whole time.
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