Have you heard of the hair stylist that refuses to cut hair?
If she won't cut hair to earn a living, she'll certainly dye.
My daughter asked me if I could put her hair in a bun. I said...
“I could but I think the baker might object”.
How does a lumberjack trim his beard?
With a chinsaw.
What's the best hairstyle for a gun?
Bangs.
My mother-in-law never taught my wife to shave her legs without getting cut.
She didn’t razor right.
How does a hairdresser stop themselves from cutting their own hair?
By sheer will.
My hair was acting crazy so I told it to comb down.
Did you guys see the cow with facial hair?
It has a moo-stache.
What to you call a legume with facial hair?
A mustachio!
I told my son that I wash my hair with poo but I lied.
It’s not real poo, it’s a sham poo.
It took me forever to figure out where my mustache went.
Turns out, it was right under my nose the whole time.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs!
Not everyone looks good with a wig
But I think you could really pull it off.
My friend went bald years ago, but still carries his old comb with him.
He just can’t part with it.
Why does Bruce Wayne have such fabulous hair?
He uses conditioner Gordon.
What does a bee use to brush it's hair ?
A Honeycomb.
Some guy with cancer insulted my hair today.
Bald words for someone without it.
If Satan ever lost his hair...
There would be hell toupee.
What do you call somebody who's addicted to trimming hair?
A clipptomaniac!
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Several years ago, I lost all my hair. Yes, I'm bald. But, I still keep my comb. I bring it with me everywhere still.
I just can't part with it.
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