Why is Pavlov's hair so soft?
Because he conditions it.
Daughter: Did you get a hair cut?
Dad: No sweetheart I got em all cut.
What to you call a legume with facial hair?
A mustachio!
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Shamboo.
I used to hate facial hair...
But then it grew on me.
Why was the man with a beard in pain?
Because he had a must ache.
My wife, whilst trying to brush my son's hair, told him he was having a bad hair day.
My son replied, "Oh, is it being knotty?"
My executive assistant has long hair.
I call him my mane man.
What do you call a line of men out on the lawn, having sausages and waiting to have a haircut and shave?
A barber queue.
I grew facial hair without telling anyone.
It's my secret 'stache.
I bought a wig for a dollar...
It was a small price toupee.
What helps a pirates hair grow?
Aaarrrgan oil.
My friend didn't want to participate in the pick your new hairstyle conference but I convinced him...
He took part.
What hairstyle did Moses get at the hairdressers?
A middle parting.
Why does Bruce Wayne have such fabulous hair?
He uses conditioner Gordon.
Did you get a hair cut?
No, I got them all cut.
What do you call a group of guys waiting to get their hair cut?
A Barbecue.
I gave my wife a broken hair-dryer for her birthday
She wasn’t blown away.
What is a butchers favorite facial hair style?
Mutton chops.
Someone put LSD in my hair gel
My hair has been spiked!
Why does it take so long to shave a giant sheep with normal sized clippers?
Shear size.
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