Another term for hair that's tied up in a bun is
a hairball
What is a butchers favorite facial hair style?
Mutton chops.
It took me forever to figure out where my mustache went.
Turns out, it was right under my nose the whole time.
Did you get a hair cut?
No, I got them all cut.
If Satan ever lost his hair...
There would be hell toupee.
My wife hates the colour of her hair...
She's dyeing to change it.
Why is Pavlov's hair so soft?
Because he conditions it.
Someone stole my wig!
That was a bald move.
Huge explosion at the hair brush factory...
Investigators are still combing through the wreckage.
My wife, whilst trying to brush my son's hair, told him he was having a bad hair day.
My son replied, "Oh, is it being knotty?"
I was going to shave my face but my razor was blunt.
It said, "You look ugly without a beard."
When she saw her first strands of gray hair...
She thought she would dye.
A bald man walks into the Hair Club. “I’d like to buy a hair piece if the price is right.”
Hair Club Salesperson: “Well sir, how much do you want toupee?”
Why did dad shave his daughters barbie?
She wanted 100 doll hairs.
Right, I'm off to grow some facial hair above my top lip...
Must dash.
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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
The baa-baa shop.
What's a bee's favorite hairstyle?
A buzz cut.
I bought a wig for a dollar...
It was a small price toupee.
I grew facial hair without telling anyone.
It's my secret 'stache.
Have you heard of the hair stylist that refuses to cut hair?
If she won't cut hair to earn a living, she'll certainly dye.
"I like a man that can pull off facial hair."
I think your supposed to use a razor.
What’s the name of the Grim Reapers hair salon?
Curl up and dye.
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Shamboo.
I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore.
Why does it take so long to shave a giant sheep with normal sized clippers?
Shear size.
Someone put LSD in my hair gel
My hair has been spiked!
Why do Pencils shave?
To look sharp.
I told my son that I wash my hair with poo but I lied.
It’s not real poo, it’s a sham poo.
Daughter: Did you get a hair cut?
Dad: No sweetheart I got em all cut.
Several years ago, I lost all my hair. Yes, I'm bald. But, I still keep my comb. I bring it with me everywhere still.
I just can't part with it.
Some guy with cancer insulted my hair today.
Bald words for someone without it.
I grew facial hair without telling anyone.
It's my secret 'stache.
I mustache you a question..
but I'll shave it for later.
Why don’t orcas have hair?
They have whale pattern baldness.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs!
Why does Bruce Wayne have such fabulous hair?
He uses conditioner Gordon.
What's the best hairstyle for a gun?
Bangs.
My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.
I don’t think she’ll be able to pull it off.
Did you guys see the cow with facial hair?
It has a moo-stache.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
What do you call it when you have proof that you bought a wig?
A receipting hairline
What helps a pirates hair grow?
Aaarrrgan oil.
I gave my wife a broken hair-dryer for her birthday
She wasn’t blown away.
Why doesn't the moon shave?
Because it waxes.
Not everyone looks good with a wig
But I think you could really pull it off.
How did Pavlov get such great hair?
He conditioned it.
What kind of hair explodes?
Bangs.
I recently had my hair cut.
At first I didn’t like it but now it’s growing on me.
What do you call somebody who's addicted to trimming hair?
A clipptomaniac!
I bought a wig for my wife, at a discount store...
Didn't want toupee full price.
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