Why is the giant afraid of Jack?
Because Jack's beanstalking him.
Why did the Green Giant lay down in the field?
So he could Rest in Peas.
A pirate I know likes clothes made by an Italian fashion giant...
He dresses in Argh-mani suits.
Did you hear about the giant who threw up?
It's all over town!
I don’t care if all of the other giants see me as a big joke for filing a restraining order on a guy I’ve got 75 feet on.
Beanstalked is a serious matter.
What did the giant say to Jack when he caught him sneaking around his castle?
"Have you bean stalking me?"
What is the fear of giants called?
Fee-fi-phobia
When a big giant eel takes your hand for a meal...
...that’s a moray.
There is a Giant Screwdriver attacking the city. Please seek shelter immediately. This is not a drill.
What does the iron-deficient giant say?
- Fi fo fum.
A giant fly has attacked the local police...
Police have called the SWAT team.
How do you talk to giants?
Use big words!
Why does it take so long to shave a giant sheep with normal-sized clippers?
Shear size.
A man has been arrested in South Africa for shooting a giant chess set
What's wrong with those big game hunters?!
An Indonesian Giant stubbed his foot on a volcano...
- Did he Krakatoa?
Did you see that movie about King Kong, the giant ape?
The plot was pretty bananas.
Where do you find giant snails?
At the end of a giant’s finger.
Please stop making jokes about little people
How would you feel if a bunch of giants made jokes about you?
I used to fear giants.
Now I look up to them.
What did the giant say after he ate Fiji?
- I want Samoa!
Heard a rumor of a giant butterfly in London. Probably just an urban moth.
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