How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
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