What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
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