Why are geologists never hungry?
They lost their apatite.
What did the Psychologist tell the geologist? "Every decline is a great Break Through"
Dwayne Johnson is studying his family history
Is that Genealogy or Geology?
What happens when you look up geology jokes? You know you've hit rock bottom!
Why do Earth Science professors like to teach about ammonia?
Because it's basic material.
Did you hear about the geologist who got divorced?
He was taking his wife for granite, so she left him.
What do you call a periodic table with gold missing? "Au revoir"
What did the geologist say when his doctor asked him if he was ready for his colonic? No FRACKING way!
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Why are geologists good at stand up comedy?
They know really “dirty” jokes.
Did you hear the one about the geologist? He took his wife for granite so she left him.
What's black, white, purple, yellow and blue? Sugilite, opal, and sardonyx fighting over a gumball.
What happens when someone throws a rock at you? Rock bottom hits you.
Mountains aren't funny....? They're hilarious.
Why was the geologist always depressed?
He had a hard rock life.
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap? Because it was on shale.
Why are geologists so good in school?
They take nothing for granite.
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.
Why shouldn't you lend a geologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Why are geologists no fun at parties?
They like to be stone-cold sober.
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
What do you do with dead geologists?
You barium.
Watson: Holmes, What kind of rock is this?
Holmes: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
Why shouldn’t you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time?
You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
What did the geologist say when his doctor said he needed a colon exam?
No fracking way!
Did you know that geologists are athletic? Yeah, I read it in Quartz illustrated.
Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry? He wanted to get a little boulder. How did the geology student drown? His grades were below C-level
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I Lava You!
What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist? A chemist will drink anything that is distilled. A geologist will drink anything that is fermented.
What do geologists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
How do geologists like to relax? In rocking chairs, of course!
Why shouldn't you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.
What did Darth Vader tell the geologist?
May the quartz be with you!
Where do geologists like to relax? In a rocking chair Why are geologists good at stand up comedy? They know really dirty jokes.
Why did the geologist go on a date to the quarry?
He wanted to be a little boulder.
Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
How did the geology student drown?
His grades were below C-level.
Why wasn't the geologist hungry? He lost his apatite.
Wanna hear the mountain joke?
nah you won't get over it
According to a geologist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
What do you do with a dead geologists?
Barium
What element is derived from a Norse god? Thorium.
What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
Coca-Cola Clastic
Why was the Geologist expelled from Reform School? He was a dirty layer!
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium? He just couldn't put it down.
Did you hear about the geologist who went to jail?
He was charged with basalt and battery.
Why do Geologists go to Lollapalooza? To get their "Rock" On.
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